THERE's NOTHING RAJINI "CAN'T" !
- Outer Space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as RAJINIKANTH.
- RAJINIKANTH has counted to infinity - Twice.
- When RAJINIKANTH does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up..He is pushing the EARTH down.
- RAJINIKANTH is so fast, he can around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
- RAJINIKANTH doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what the Time is.
- RAJINIKANTH gave Monalisa that smile.
- RAJINIKANTH can slam a revolving door.
- RAJINIKANTH house has no doors. Only walls which he walks through.
- RAJINIKANTH grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
- It takes RAJINIKANTH 20minutes to watch a 60 minute film.
- The Bermuda Triangle used to be Bermuda Square untile RAJINIKANTH kicked one of its corners out.
- There is no Weapon of Mass Destruction in Iraq. RAJINIKANTH lives in Chennai.
- RAJINIKANTH once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. That made him blink once.
- The only things faster and longer than RAJINIKANTH are his films.
- RAJINIKANTH's every step causes a mini whirlwind.Hurricane Katrina was a result of his morning jog.
- Where there's a will, there's a way.Where there is RAJINIKANTH, there is no other way.
What an Article.! What a man.! Hats off SuperStar..
3 comments:
Hey cool dude.. dint know u could write so well! keep it up..
Haha.! Thanks man.!
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