Super Star, We Salute U - II

Tribute to our SUPERSTAR: Courtesy Simply Chennai

THERE's NOTHING RAJINI "CAN'T" !

• Outer Space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as RAJINIKANTH.

• RAJINIKANTH has counted to infinity - Twice.

• When RAJINIKANTH does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up..He is pushing the EARTH down.

• RAJINIKANTH is so fast, he can around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

• RAJINIKANTH doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what the Time is.

• RAJINIKANTH gave Monalisa that smile.

• RAJINIKANTH can slam a revolving door.

• RAJINIKANTH house has no doors. Only walls which he walks through.

• RAJINIKANTH grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

• It takes RAJINIKANTH 20minutes to watch a 60 minute film.

• The Bermuda Triangle used to be Bermuda Square untile RAJINIKANTH kicked one of its corners out.

• There is no Weapon of Mass Destruction in Iraq. RAJINIKANTH lives in Chennai.

• RAJINIKANTH once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. That made him blink once.

• The only things faster and longer than RAJINIKANTH are his films.

• RAJINIKANTH's every step causes a mini whirlwind.Hurricane Katrina was a result of his morning jog.

• Where there's a will, there's a way.Where there is RAJINIKANTH, there is no other way.

What an Article.! What a man.! Hats off SuperStar..